Cheesenstein

I just about died when I saw this one!
Isn't he hysterical, don't you love it!?!
I got this cheese (head) spread from Taste of Home.

This is SO easy & your party guest or the kids will just love him!

This is what you will need:

2 packages (8 ounces each) cream cheese, softened

1/4 cup mayonnaise

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon hot pepper sauce

2 cups (8 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese

6 bacon strips, cooked and crumbled

3 green onions, thinly sliced

2 cartons (4 ounces each) whipped cream cheese

Moss-green paste food coloring

1 can (4-1/4 ounces) chopped ripe olives, drained

2 pepperoncini

3 colossal ripe olives

2 slices peeled parsnip

Black decorating gel

1 pretzel rod

1 small cucumber

Assorted fresh vegetables

How to create your monster:

In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese, mayonnaise, Worcestershire sauce and pepper sauce until smooth. Stir in the cheddar cheese, bacon and onions. Shape into a 5-in. x 4-in. x 3-in. rectangle; wrap in plastic wrap. Refrigerate until chilled.

Unwrap rectangle; place on a serving platter with a 3-in. side on top. Tint whipped cream cheese green; spread over top and sides of rectangle.

Add chopped ripe olives for hair and peppercinis for ears. Cut one colossal olive in half; add parsnip slices and olive halves for eyes. With black decorating gel, pipe the brow, mouth and stitches.

Break pretzel rod in half; add a colossal olive to each end. Press into sides of head for bolts. Cut a small piece from end of cucumber for a nose (save remaining cucumber for another use). 

 Serve with vegetables or whatever you like to dip!